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    @macdaddyparnell
    Nov 9, 2021
    Replying to @dazegxd1k and @camkarda
    do you believe in words ⁉️‼️
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Apr 29, 2024
    Replying to @bemdoll
    bookmarking for future linguists to study
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Feb 22, 2024
    Replying to @huncho
    why is beating women a punchline now
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Feb 26, 2020
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    @macdaddyparnell
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @will__ye and @itskevinjin
    solid 👍🏽 too many people on Twitter are forgetting about basic decency with privacy
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Mar 28, 2020
    Replying to @javeighyw
    00:00
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @sodiumPen
    you had a problem and they fixed it. cry to your therapist
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    @macdaddyparnell
    May 16, 2024
    once asked a Romanian guy how he felt about "Romani people" and he answered that "the g*psies" don't work and don't contribute to society. i was weirded out by how cookiecutter the racism was and how quickly it came out of his mouth. it felt like i said a sleeper agent phrase
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Mar 30, 2024
    Replying to @synekura_audio
    are we gonna ignore the skill it takes to do that. like who cares if it's cringe
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Dec 21, 2021
    why does my girlfriend use 15 Hot sauce packets for one Crunchwrap
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Jun 13, 2024
    Replying to @_itstaylormarie
    yeah, try a pushpin
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    @macdaddyparnell
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @TheEmperorisNa1 @ERobertLee and @SwiftOnSecurity
    Agent 0038382 has been activated
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Apr 5, 2024
    Replying to @idgafistanvet
    where did this philosopher go
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    @macdaddyparnell
    Nov 18, 2021
    Replying to @almondtiddies and @xlilyhu
    this is what unlimited PTO feels like it's for. like what are people doing taking a random Wednesday off? must be horsing around