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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jun 2
    hi guys sorry i logged off for 6 months. i still look like this btw
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Dec 15, 2020
    a short story
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jul 14, 2021
    im never letting twitter pick for me again smh
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jul 6, 2019
    I hate squidward. What the fuck is a โ€œboulderโ€??? ? Bitch im gonna kill you
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Feb 11, 2022
    tiktok psychiatry has ppl saying shit like โ€œnot me hyperfixating on cooking this pasta๐Ÿคชโ€ mf you focused. Thats called you focused on a task
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Mar 6, 2024
    oh she needs that hero real bad
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jul 25, 2020
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE IMAGE THAT CHANGED THE COURSE OF MY LIFE
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jul 4, 2022
    i have got to stop letting twitter decide
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Mar 21, 2025
    fuck it. 20 foot dragon slayer actually exists now
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    eternal classic
    @eternalclassic_
    Nov 5, 2024
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Dec 15, 2020
    the holy trinity is complete
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Apr 17, 2023
    genuinely, unironically, the fact that i was wearing a bra in this image
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jan 25, 2023
    why did i let twitter decide
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Jul 6, 2022
    Things are getting Strange..
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    mastiff
    @m4stiff
    Sep 26, 2020
    every day i put on my silly little suit and do my silly little tasks