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Lyndon Baines Johnson
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
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36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. A parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. FAQ: tinyurl.com/2unzz3u4
Stonewall, Texas
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Born August 27, 1908
Joined December 2019
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Apr 1
    President Johnson announces he will neither seek nor accept a nomination for re-election, 58 years ago today. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 8, 2025
    It's fun in 2025 to teach a room full freshman that the American Revolution was ignited by the colonists' hatred of tariffs and excessive police force and watch the gear wheels start turning for 15% of them. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 8, 2025
    Replying to @lyndonbajohnson
    The Sons of Liberty would've tarred and feathered so many ICE officers. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 8, 2025
    Replying to @lyndonbajohnson
    The founders did not, in fact, "Back Blue." -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 5, 2025
    I like this fuckin' kid. Clever ad, good politics.
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    Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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    Sep 5, 2025
    I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 8, 2025
    Replying to @EdwardBittner16
    New York was also the slaviest of the colonies North of the Chesapeake (slavier than Virginia until the 1740s) and there was a strong correlation between the biggest areas of slaveholding and Royalism. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Nov 6, 2025
    Pelosi had a long and meaningful enough career to be considered both a wacked-out communist and a bought corporate stooge.
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    Eric Michael Garcia
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    Nov 6, 2025
    Nancy Pelosi voted against the Defense of Marriage Act the President of her own party pushed. She spoke out for human rights activists in China after the Tiananmen Square. She voted against the Iraq War. Thanks to her, people with pre-existing conditions can have health care.
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 11, 2025
    They're perpetually the victim, and yet they can never imagine themselves on the business end of the kind of violence they casually imply every day.
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Nov 8, 2025
    And there's no off-ramp because the Senate is probably ready to cave to Democrats on Obamacare, but Johnson isn't bringing the House back into session when all the Democrats and probably enough Republicans want the Epstein files.
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Nov 8, 2025
    Airline travel will basically be untenable by Thanksgiving, and the whole of air traffic will have to basically be cut down to international and hub-to-hub by Christmas. And there's no off-ramp to this shutdown in sight. It's going to be a political bloodbath. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 10, 2025
    I still think you just have to take the damn guns.
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Sep 11, 2025
    Go fuck yourself. -OS
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    BLAIRE WHITE
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    Sep 10, 2025
    Does the Left understand how lucky they are that the Right doesn’t riot?
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Nov 14, 2025
    It is sort of hilarious that University of Houston is likely to become the best public school in Texas by default, because it's not part of either the UT or Aggie systems and so its upper administration and regents haven't been stacked with a bunch of chuds by Abbott. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Nov 14, 2025
    This would be the opportune time to laugh at Aggie if it weren't going to be equally true of every public university in Texas, including UT, soon enough. -OS
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Oct 31, 2025
    Underrated US cities: 1. Milwaukee (awesome public spaces, no trains but the bus system rocks -- 4,500 stops, 25 million annual ridership) 2. Kansas City (much like Milwaukee, great public spaces. Tries to do a light rail, slightly less useful bus system than MKE)...
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    Lyndon Baines Johnson
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    Oct 3, 2023
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