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Lukas Battle
@lukasbattle
Manhattan, NY
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Nov 16, 2020
    Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Dec 1, 2019
    I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Dec 3, 2020
    WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LMAO
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Dec 10, 2019
    That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Mar 2, 2020
    White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Jul 30, 2020
    My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Aug 16, 2022
    I think about this every day
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Apr 18, 2022
    Coachella looks incredible 😍
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Nov 11, 2019
    I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Dec 14, 2022
    She always poses like shes trying to parallel park
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Dec 14, 2022
    Ariana Grande is breathtaking in new photo.
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Apr 23, 2025
    Me with that one pair of pants that fit me perfectly
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Nov 6, 2024
    I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Aug 26, 2022
    I just know Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis talk about this situation all the time
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    Lukas Battle
    @lukasbattle
    Dec 22, 2019
    If they met you now would they be proud of the person you’ve become?