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Lucy Alice
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Lucy Alice
@lucitelu
Raised on a diet of broken biscuits.
London
Joined January 2011
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Mar 21, 2021
    A woman opens a Twitter account, a play in four acts:
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Jun 25, 2020
    All that clapping. All those NHS badges. Performative nonsense.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Dec 25, 2023
    Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Aug 6, 2022
    Go to Google. Type cat. Click on the paw icon. Then keep tapping the screen.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Aug 21, 2024
    Oh my god the DRIVER of this tube just came into the carriage and told off someone for playing music without headphones this is the best day of my life
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Jan 23, 2020
    I arranged to meet my dad, who I’ve never known. It was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. He didn’t turn up. Reading about Thomas Markle, it’s clear some dads are just so appalling it’s far healthier to keep them as far away as possible.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Jul 7, 2022
    Sky saying Tom Tugenhat is ‘throwing his hat into the ring’. Does that mean we now call him Tom Tugen?
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Apr 25, 2024
    I think they were the same age at other times too.
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    Lucy Alice
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    Dec 26, 2023
    Replying to @lucitelu
    The tiny minority of people coming here to point out a flaw like it’s some sort of win, you realise you’re the world’s worst people, right?
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Aug 8, 2022
    Replying to @lucitelu
    Thank you to the many, many people who have pointed out it also works for dog (or ‘dogs’!)
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @TaylorMod and @luckybeanzphoto
    They really don’t.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Dec 25, 2023
    Replying to @jasperwillem
    He does and thank you!
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Jul 9, 2022
    Replying to @andreajenkyns
    God help education if this is the state of your literacy
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Sep 11, 2023
    This picture looks like Braverman is taking urgent advice from the dog.
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