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lolt64🕵️
@lolt64
he+him / somehow, the Europa War guy
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    Jul 3, 2022
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    ICE T
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    Jul 3, 2022
    Lol 64!
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    Sep 19, 2024
    when you carbonation burp and it seems to come from somewhere deeper, older
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    Jun 20, 2024
    got expelled from playing discord poker with the guys cause every new hand i'd go "Royal flush... looks like I win." no matter what the cards were and always bet everything
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    Nov 19, 2024
    hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything
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    Mar 19, 2025
    Showering in total darkness can grant insight on phenomena
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    May 21, 2025
    oh my god i hate microsoft so much. i hate when you look up "where did thing go, why did they remove it" and theres a thread where a support person is like "Hi! I am Amanda Microsoft Support Ambassador. Um IDK"
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    Jul 8, 2024
    for a couple weeks now, ive actually felt like im going to hell for killing insects, like, I consciously just sent a thinking living being to pure oblivion because i thought it was annoying. i could not explain myself to god.
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    Feb 6, 2025
    jeopardy is such an outlier in tv and just in general. its got the humble student of the world mentality, an absurd breadth of subjects, quick but thoughtful pace, one brief contestant chat, completely devoid of soulless clap-and-smile game show garbage, plus such a lovely blue
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    Dec 28, 2023
    athletic 😃 relaxed 😃 straight 😐 bootcut 😃
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    Mar 11, 2024
    my dad was giving a code over the phone and said “K as in knife”
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    Mar 9, 2024
    Made a sandwich that was a satirical but loving homage to a sandwich I ate 3 days ago
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    Dec 31, 2023
    been adding "awesome" or "special" or "perfect" to any noun at all regardless of quality or demeanor. can you grab my awesome keys. im going for a perfect walk. i'll get the special mail on my way back in
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    Dec 11, 2024
    Data. Make the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am.
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    Jan 15, 2025
    (staring into basket for a long time) i mean its all my eggs. couldn’t hurt to do a quick headcount. just to get a ballpark on future chickens.
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