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@locephaly
canine enthusiast and pet lover 🏵pro-trans anti-swerf feminist 🏵 🇬🇾 🏵grown🏵she/her🏵18+ MDNI 🏵 insta: @locephaly
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    @locephaly
    Apr 24
    is this thing on
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jul 10, 2020
    Replying to @abbygov
    we do. you mfs just keep forgetting
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jul 16, 2020
    i be like alright miss gawk gawk
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    @locephaly
    Feb 16, 2021
    Replying to @lvtaegi
    you'll let your WHAT do WHAT
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    @locephaly
    Jul 1, 2020
    Replying to @HoochieDoll and @theesudani
    please notice how this list is primarily black women. this is a good time to notice that white society has always benefited from teaching people that black cis women, especially darker skinned black cis women, are masculine. taking away the status of "woman" from black cis
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jul 5, 2020
    i like how some white women ignore trump's sexism so they can enjoy his racism
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jul 7, 2025
    Replying to @theserfstv
    Her smile fading
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Oct 19, 2024
    the little jingle that plays in the back when he says that is soooooo insane
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jun 6, 2025
    Replying to @zedonarrival
    "and a jew no less" WHOA
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Aug 8, 2025
    Replying to @chiweethedog
    The face of a warrior
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Dec 24, 2019
    Replying to @NautiTwoTimes and @evilbart24
    that's because your cat doesn't smoke
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    Jul 15, 2020
    Replying to @smkinBigdoinks and @FuckYaDeadGuys
    big cats tend to be like this. you usually can't see it because of the fur and their loose skin. however, they have to do a lot of muscular intensive work to survive, and their diet is exclusively protein, so they just swole all the mf time. examples:
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    May 22, 2020
    Replying to @hailmothman and @reblavoie
    your wish is granted
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    if you give a mouse a gun
    @locephaly
    May 14, 2020
    it's like if you can't do 4c hair, you aren't a good hairstylist. just get good.