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liza ✨
@lizaswallace
♋️ moonchild🌙 writing songs 🎶 for fun - here for the philosophy, the psychology, & the wild + unhinged shenanigans
Los Angeles, CA
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Born July 16
Joined September 2017
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    liza ✨
    @lizaswallace
    Jul 21, 2023
    Replying to @nypost
    When will parents realize bathroom/soiling accidents past a certain age are a sign of something else being an issue and not worth punishing a child over. Especially this gruesome.
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    @lizaswallace
    Oct 9, 2023
    Replying to @dhaboy01
    just because you can get pregnant, doesn't mean you should.
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    @lizaswallace
    Dec 4, 2023
    Replying to @DamnJazAgain
    Yes and some of it the baby might not get to. By the time I noticed, this child of mine skipped 2-3 sizes of diapers and some clothes didn’t get enough use before I had to buy another size lol some of these babies are fast growers
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    @lizaswallace
    Dec 7, 2023
    Replying to @witchdctralex
    Our soulmates are people we have shared past lives with. These are people who often come back on earth to play new roles for our lives and to reconnect and experience life together again and again.
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    @lizaswallace
    Mar 28, 2024
    Replying to @iWomansplainer
    Next time, Ask the doctor first before asking twitter. Shouldn’t be having sex within the first 6 weeks anyway and getting pregnant soon after is not advisable. Even if we don’t want birth control, we can always say no thank you. Doctors won’t bite our heads off for saying no.
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    @lizaswallace
    Jul 22, 2023
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    If you’re working 40 hours for $300 a week, sounds like a scam.
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    @lizaswallace
    Oct 10, 2023
    Replying to @yonwaba_mzizi
    not sure where i read this but besides the fact that baby shoes are pointless except the ones for keeping feet warm, the babies are better off keeping their feet shoe free… going shoeless helps a growing child improve their balance, strength, and coordination
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    @lizaswallace
    Apr 16, 2024
    Replying to @WomnOfValor
    These are the fellas that focus on the Instagram models, and while they’re lovely ladies, they get mad at the whole gender just because someone didn’t give them attention. I’d even take it far and say theyll be mad at someone average who says no thanks to them and say its
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    @lizaswallace
    Dec 26, 2023
    Replying to @MissRiRi33
    If your child was that bad for a while that you had to present them a brick for Christmas because they’ve been “sooo naughty” I question your parenting and discipline ability more than the child’s behavior. Not every parent deserves a child.
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    @lizaswallace
    Apr 15, 2024
    Replying to @juliethardt
    Those things that stab your boobs when you least expect them to 😂
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    liza ✨
    @lizaswallace
    Jul 26, 2023
    Replying to @geminimisfit
    “Protect your energy” doesn’t mean AVOID EVERYONE who bothers you lol
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    @lizaswallace
    Jul 19, 2023
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    the one time i called the suicide hotline, i was so annoyed at how awful they were at talking me out of suicide, i actually found it effective that it pissed me off
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    @lizaswallace
    Jul 21, 2023
    Replying to @AgainTrav and @nypost
    Right. Never worth punishing a child over an accident. I have yet to meet a child who enjoys soiling themselves and sitting on it.
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    liza ✨
    @lizaswallace
    Aug 9, 2023
    Replying to @s8n
    Satan twitter doing a better job than most Christians at this point
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