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Literally Chad
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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
Pro-kissing psyop account, Dark Abundance, lagomorph
Texas, USA
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    Literally Chad
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    Apr 28, 2024
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    Literally Chad
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    Nov 1, 2022
    CS Lewis said somewhere that it isn’t just that his friend died, it’s that the part of him that only his friend could bring out would never be brought out again.
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    Literally Chad
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    Nov 6, 2024
    Been sitting on this for months
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    Literally Chad
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    Mar 29, 2025
    Bro
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    Literally Chad
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    Nov 7, 2025
    Men really don't read signals holy shit
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    Max
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    Nov 7, 2025
    $450 of new lulu ruined because she hung them on a hot lightbulb that burned right through them Women
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    Literally Chad
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    Jul 30, 2024
    The fact that this isn't even a top 50 image from the Trump presidency really blows my mind
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    Chris Wade
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    Jul 30, 2024
    crazy what happened to both these guys
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    Literally Chad
    @literally_chad
    Apr 30, 2025
    Replying to @ShadesOfElias
    Monogamous friends with benefits who say "I love you" and who stay together for 60 years and have children and grandchildren
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    Literally Chad
    @literally_chad
    Nov 3, 2024
    Fellas, being able to form a preference about things like this will make women happy and therefore you gotta work on it Begome opinionated
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    slow daze
    @slowdaysfast
    Nov 2, 2024
    She’s asking me to pick between the “statement bag” and the “practical but still cool bag”
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    Literally Chad
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    Aug 26, 2024
    Capitalism is when you have to go to school and then get a job and go on vacations, eventually dying Unlike my better system in which there are no bedtimes and you live forever
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    Fred
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    Aug 25, 2024
    Capitalism is a total waste of life. Literally.
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    Literally Chad
    @literally_chad
    Nov 7, 2024
    Has anyone locked in this hard? Like, you could argue Zuck, but he was locked in from childhood, it's not like he started at 18. Actually, when did JD actually lock in? Clearly before Yale, clearly not in high school, was it the Marines?
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    Literally Chad
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    Nov 4, 2024
    It's almost time
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    Literally Chad
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    Jan 19, 2025
    They really said
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    Kitten 🐈
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    Jan 18, 2025
    Woman accidentally reverse engineers the foundational axiom of gender relations in every civilization that ever existed prior to 100 years ago
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    Literally Chad
    @literally_chad
    Nov 1, 2024
    Keep in mind miscarriage care is unambiguously legal and doctors are murdering patients to own the cons
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    ABC7 Eyewitness News
    @ABC7
    Oct 31, 2024
    28-year-old Texas woman dies after abortion care for miscarriage was delayed over 40 hours, report says abc7.la/4hvu9TK
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    Literally Chad
    @literally_chad
    Oct 15, 2024
    So, this seems like paranoia, but if you are a college student and your campus has a Confucius center, you can upload pictures of yourself with your Senator and within a week you will have 2 Chinese girls hitting on you. Experienced this, then had a friend do it, it worked.
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    joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)
    @JoshuaSteinman
    Oct 15, 2024
    None of you want to hear this but
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