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Little Guava
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Little Guava
@le_shallot
Pro-tortitude • Pro-noodle soup • Pro-pouffe🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇭 @shallotandfood
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Mar 6, 2022
    Progressives be like:
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Nov 3, 2024
    This is the most bizarre reaction to a celebrity having a son. Are my eyes deceiving me?
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    @le_shallot
    Mar 10, 2022
    What does she expect us to do about that? Grow?
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    @le_shallot
    Jul 22, 2023
    This seems like more of an L for the dude since he’s trying so hard to get a reaction out of her.
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Oct 23, 2022
    “Some people have jobs🤬🤬” ok but for whatever reason this couple have their mornings free and they spend it chilling together in the garden and that upset people😂 blatant jealousy
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Nov 3, 2024
    Replying to @le_shallot
    My first viral tweet and it’s over content that’s rather depressing.😔 I have nothing to promote but I’ll drop my food page @shallotandfood incase anyone likes food pics. I make a lot of rice and pasta dishes.
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    @le_shallot
    Mar 6, 2023
    Replying to @rusticfem
    That’s why I just roll my eyes when people try to compare rape/SA to other crimes. Even murder can be a grey area, rape is inherently a selfish crime.
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Jan 13, 2025
    Replying to @spagati727 and @itstaytaylors
    Bro has never left America in his life
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Jun 9, 2022
    Replying to @Nickidewbear and @roshanpateI
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Mar 11, 2022
    Replying to @le_shallot
    I came out of a woman whose height starts with 4 and she is not someone you want to be on the wrong side of. Unless you’re happy to be chased with a meat cleaver. Us little women can be savage.
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    Little Guava
    @le_shallot
    Oct 3, 2022
    “White people don’t have culture. Icelandic people, French people, German people have culture.” Those are white groups.
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    @le_shallot
    Jun 16, 2023
    Men’s feet are so ugly they need to be banned from showing them
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    @le_shallot
    Jun 6, 2022
    I’m not mad at the “every girl is bi - sexual or polar” joke because it’s sexist. I’m mad because it doesn’t include biracial and I feel left out. Everything should revolve around me.
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    @le_shallot
    Sep 27, 2023
    I looked this up. The girl’s father took her to another country (presumably to protect her) and he’s now been arrested for ‘abduction’. Meanwhile the child is being returned to her abusive mother and stepdad. Absolutely vile.
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    Sep 27, 2023
    This child just told her grandmother that a man was raping her and her mother is enabling and assisting in the abuse. All this vile human had to say (after not believing this child) was “bUt wHaT aBoUt gETtiNG tHe LeAD rOLe iN tHe sChOoL pLay??” x.com/Thekeksociety/…
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