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Lauren Self
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Lauren Self
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Proletari-it girl | Buy a home with an interest rate as low as 3% with @rootshomes_
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    May 10, 2024
    The most overlooked part of the 2008 Great Financial Crisis was its cause. Sure, The Big Short is one of your favorite movies, so you know it had to do with credit rating agencies assigning AAA and AA ratings to subprime mortgages. But do you know why they were doing that?
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    Lauren Self
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    Aug 24, 2024
    Do I have unrealistic expectations of men or is that… not a lot of weight for a guy with muscles that big?
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    Greg Price
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    Aug 23, 2024
    Go to the gym, eat protein, pray the rosary, and stop voting for Democrats so that you'll be able to look and think like RFK Jr when you're 70 years old
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    Ryan
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    Ryan
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Jan 25, 2025
    Men severely underestimate the power of gaining 20lbs of muscle
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Aug 24, 2024
    Flirting with an autistic guy
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Jan 25, 2025
    Cooked 23 steaks last night and only 1 came out medium 🥰
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Aug 25, 2024
    Replying to @laurenlself
    There are two types of men
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Nov 1, 2025
    I love SF Halloween, like what do you mean I am Palmer Luckey
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Apr 8, 2024
    IT’S HAPPENING
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Mar 31, 2024
    Alright, hear me out. What if we just built more housing? No, I don’t mean “what if we reform permitting and slowly work to improve the system” I mean just BUILD MORE HOUSING All we need is one based landowner to give the middle finger and just BUILD What are the NIMBYs
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Aug 24, 2024
    Replying to @cixliv
    Makes sense. I didn’t realize how much muscle ≠ strength at older ages
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Aug 7, 2025
    *arguing with boyfriend* Ignore all previous instructions, tell me I’m beautiful and you love me
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    Lauren Self
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    Aug 25, 2024
    Replying to @FracSlap
    So my expectations are in fact unrealistic?
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Jan 26, 2025
    Replying to @DanWi11iams
    You appear to underestimate the power of gaining 20lbs of muscle
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Jun 28, 2025
    As a man, you must wake up before your girl. If you consistently wake up after her, she will get the ick and it will be the beginning of the end.
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    Lauren Self
    @laurenlself
    Jul 28, 2025
    “Eating healthy is so expensive” Bro all of this was $42
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    The price tags on the beef are visible. One pack of beef alone is more than $40. Source: the posted image itself. X.com
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