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Andrew LaSane
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Andrew LaSane
@laptop_lasane
Artist/human/sometimes writer ๐Ÿ™ƒ Machine wash inside out
Brooklyn, NY
Instagram.com/laptoplasane.aโ€ฆ
Joined April 2009
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    Andrew LaSane
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    Aug 25, 2025
    Potential employers can tap here: andrewlasane.contently.com
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    Andrew LaSane
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    Apr 5, 2024
    Everyone in NY just now. #earthquake
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    Andrew LaSane
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    Oct 24, 2016
    And for no reason at all, here's #LupitaNyongo with a hula hoop, in heels, in the Vogue offices.
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jul 7, 2022
    Dear @A24 , please don't sue me.
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jan 22, 2022
    Watch your tone, new girl. #Scream
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jul 29, 2019
    Yo, @lizzo killed that #TinyAssDesk.
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Feb 6, 2019
    Replying to @JordanPeele
    This is going on my next pair of customs! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Apr 5, 2024
    The best thing about the NY #earthquake is that now we get to be as annoying and dramatic as Californians for the next 48 hours
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jun 6, 2017
    *Ignores all #WWDC news, waits for @MKBHD to drop a video about it*
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jan 3, 2019
    Anybody know @JordanPeele 's shoe size? #UsMovie #UsMovieArt
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Aug 20, 2022
    Maybe I should go see RRR today
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Feb 24, 2019
    Can this clip of @AOC saying YERRRR on #DESUSandMERO replace that old GIF of Kim Kardashian peeking through a tree, please?
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Jan 2, 2022
    Good Burger established in 1997 that "dude" is gender neutral.
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    Andrew LaSane
    @laptop_lasane
    Aug 11, 2021
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