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Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
@lankretard
Passing by one leak at a time | Club Shay Shay Style | Millar | Handicap Stall Inspector
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 1, 2025
    Ghost wipe at the bar. Give me a fucking lotto ticket. You fucking bet.
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 2, 2025
    I’m alone in enemy territory on this one. BV, what’s the play here? I’m thinking I check out this and next weeks weather for the next 15 mins. Thoughts?
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Jul 8, 2025
    As a guy, having frat stickers on the back glass of your car is gay
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 1, 2025
    Replying to @Bobduncan68
    That would be rururemon. Get your shit together DOSXBOOGIE #poorbastard
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 29, 2025
    Wonder what the poor folks doing tonight
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    May 29, 2025
    This that American dream they were talking about? #intern
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 1, 2025
    Replying to @Bobduncan68
    Rururemon makes shoes too #shrinktoanatom #jerkoff
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    May 13, 2025
    They boys just got them a “USA” and “BAPPLE” chant. Let’s shrink every one of these retards #shrinktoamolecule
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 3, 2025
    No blue pow? What a damn shame… The economic state of the world is falling apart. Going to call an audible on this one and toss the pig skin to fruit punch. #ruinedmyday
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Feb 23, 2025
    Anyone care to take a guess on my ethnicity?
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    May 16, 2025
    Someone get this man some strippers and a keg #fuckgraduation #explode
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 25, 2025
    Road game tonight.
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Apr 22, 2025
    Some decisions are just too hard to make..
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    Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast
    @lankretard
    Mar 19, 2025
    Never kill yourself.
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