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kristofer thomas
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kristofer thomas
@kristoferthomas
writer/screenwriter, actor, idiot. i am trying to write a book right now. i am also a teacher sometimes. will you marry me
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    kristofer thomas
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    Jul 30, 2021
    i wanted to share an essay i wrote. it means a lot to me. i think it might get buried in the twitter algorithm, but that's probably why i feel brave enough to post it. Dad Used To Have Boobs (And They Were Kind Of Big)
    Dad Used To Have Boobs (And They Were Kind Of Big)
    From kristoferthomas.substack.com
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    kristofer thomas
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    Dec 2, 2020
    what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
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    kristofer thomas
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    May 4, 2022
    “what if YOU had been aborted??” then…i would’ve been aborted. lol
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    kristofer thomas
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    Feb 4, 2021
    being a guy dating a bi girl means she somehow picked you over WOMEN, which is the highest compliment of all time
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    kristofer thomas
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    Dec 15, 2021
    my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot
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    kristofer thomas
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    Feb 3, 2021
    this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her
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    kristofer thomas
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    Dec 3, 2020
    how my girl vs. guy friends reacted back when i came out as trans:
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    kristofer thomas
    @kristoferthomas
    Aug 26, 2021
    sorry to post something so heavy, but my parents and i haven’t spoken much since i started transitioning, it’s been really hard…my grandmother texted me this out of the blue and it made me cry😭
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    kristofer thomas
    @kristoferthomas
    Jul 29, 2021
    i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear
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    kristofer thomas
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    Sep 29, 2020
    can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad
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    kristofer thomas
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    Jul 26, 2021
    remembering the therapy session in which the grindr notification sound emitted from my therapist's phone, outing him; my face of recognition, in turn, outed me
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    kristofer thomas
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    Sep 11, 2021
    this is so embarrassing
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    kristofer thomas
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    Feb 28, 2021
    march 1st tomorrow
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    kristofer thomas
    @kristoferthomas
    Dec 4, 2020
    me all week: omg i have so much to talk about in therapy me at therapy:

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