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Matt Kramer 🔪

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Matt Kramer 🔪

@kramerposts

where the fire hits the flesh

Bay Area

Joined August 2021

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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jun 30
✨ ANNOUNCEMENT ✨ I’m beyond excited to share that two of your favorite posters—me and @shelbyruthellis—have been secretly developing a PODCAST together. And after lots of work in the studio, crafting and refining our shared vision, we're FINALLY ready to release it into the
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Aug 25, 2025
shockingly, it is also taking a woman’s bra off at the end of the day
Eri ♡
@musestoomuch
Aug 24, 2025
for women, taking off a bra at the end of the day is pure bliss. what’s the male equivalent?
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 9, 2025
if you aren’t sleeping with me then you’re sleeping against me
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 25, 2025
i have a folder on my desktop called "the incident" and i was like huh what's that and then i opened it and immediately remembered "ah yes, the incident"
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 24, 2025
me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 27, 2025
well it’s over. i had to break things off. she just straight up told me she “loves pride and prejudice.” neither of which traits i’m looking for in a wife
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 29, 2025
one of the sluttiest things a man can do is be good at asking questions
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Apr 13, 2025
Polyamory but it’s just you and one other person, each recognizing that you’ll become many different versions of yourselves and taking delight at the chance to fall in love with each other again and again and again and—
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 8, 2025
friendly reminder that the positive ripple effect of your interactions in life is much wider and deeper than you will ever know
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 13, 2025
i noticed this tonight and liked it
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@34rths
Jul 3, 2025
I take the Art of Noticing very seriously
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 2, 2025
people are always saying "this won't fix you, that won't fix you" and I'm like respectfully, I have to disagree. a really good sandwich has fixed me. a glass of cold water has fixed me. making a stranger laugh has fixed me. you can find salvation in the unlikeliest of places.
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jun 20, 2025
there's a type of person—and they're not a bad person, but they're bad to be around—who will try to kill or police your sense of wonder & enchantment, as if they feel threatened to let that much joy or awe or gratitude into their own body, or by its expression out into the world
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 25, 2025
Replying to @kramerposts
"what is the incident matt kramer?" the incident is in the past. the incident has been contained. accept the mystery.
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Matt Kramer 🔪
@kramerposts
Jul 25, 2025
Replying to @kramerposts
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