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August 🇳🇬
@kptnkewl
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    @kptnkewl
    Mar 16, 2025
    Niggas call me the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich
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    Jan 21, 2025
    Did any of these things ACTUALLY happened at y’all’s schools I’m trying to see something
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    Sep 13, 2025
    This is literally like the entire fucking picture 😭
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    youtooz
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    Sep 13, 2025
    pattern recognition test
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    Apr 24, 2025
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    Feb 26, 2025
    *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not
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    @kptnkewl
    Dec 25, 2024
    it pisses me the fuck off that some of you niggas are born with the god given ability to sketch, to draw, to animate, and you use that ability to draw people FARTING AND SHITTING
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    Sep 2, 2025
    Oh my god bruh
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    @kptnkewl
    Oct 10, 2025
    Robert I’m begging you keep the porn animators this time 😭🙏🏿
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    DiscussingFilm
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    Oct 10, 2025
    First teaser for ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4. Releasing in March 2026 on Prime Video.
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    INVINCIBLE
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    INVINCIBLE
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    Feb 28, 2025
    MY NIGGA ARE YOU DEADASS
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    Jun 24, 2025
    One-time use kamehameha or one million dollars
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    Jun 2, 2025
    have you guys seen this?
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