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Klara
@klara_sjo
Non-practicing intellectual Chaotic neutral Running at a mental speed of one thought per sometimes. Your favorite shitposters favorite shitposter.
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    Klara
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    Jan 21
    O Almighty Algorithm, Eternal Curator of the Timeline, Thou who sittest upon the throne of silicon and code, We beseech Thee, cast Thy gaze upon our wretched posts! From the blasphemy of low-effort memes, O Algorithm, deliver us. From the begetting of shadowbans, O Algorithm,
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    Klara
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    Jul 8, 2025
    In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no-binario" or "no-binaria" depending on the person's gender.
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    Feb 27, 2019
    I'm OK at yoga, but still haven’t mastered the “helicopter flying out of my vag” pose.
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    @klara_sjo
    Mar 14, 2020
    Just a note shoppers. Notice how even monkeys only take what's needed?
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    Oct 28, 2018
    Dude has a prosthetic tattoo gun, this is the most Cyberpunk thing I've ever seen.
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    Klara
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    Mar 5, 2025
    You've heard of JD Vance? Well, here's 3D Vance.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Oct 27, 2019
    Peace was never an option.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Apr 13, 2020
    Americans will use anything except the metric system.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    May 24, 2020
    Learn some basic French..
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Mar 13, 2025
    She has absolutely no respect for gravity.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Aug 24, 2025
    If you want to feel old, this is how the zoomer that made this game thinks you insert a VHS tape.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Jul 10, 2025
    Stumbled on a picture of Brock Lesnar as a baby and I just can't..
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Nov 8, 2024
    New York squirrels are training, they have become radicalized.
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    Klara
    @klara_sjo
    Jan 11, 2020
    This is what dinosaurs have become.
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