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Unworthy Hand
@kisstheblade_
The text was loss. The gain is gloss.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Dec 22, 2025
    [Charles Dickens writing the book of Genesis] and Isaac, who was NOT sacrificed
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Jun 16, 2025
    Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Oct 18, 2024
    I hate that he's so evil because otherwise, in every way, he is so perfectly this nation's gayest president.
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    e-beth
    @ebeth360
    Oct 18, 2024
    Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Aug 22, 2025
    I have never cheated, but I am going to go ahead and assume that this is simply not true. Like a comically dishonest statement.
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    missbunkbeds
    @loverefrains
    Aug 19, 2025
    unpopular opinion: it hurts way more to cheat than to be cheated on.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Jul 11, 2024
    As an alcoholic, I've been watching some of you react to the very idea of a wedding without an open bar, and I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Dec 26, 2023
    "bestie" is a girl who knows what she wants, and has put in the sewing hours to prove it.
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    Lucy Alice
    @lucitelu
    Dec 25, 2023
    Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Oct 13, 2024
    Who could have guessed that the turtle that will be part of the choir when God sings with his creations would turn out to be Bowser.
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    Bootleg Bay!
    @BootlegItems
    Oct 12, 2024
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Feb 22, 2024
    Finally, fathers are using their large sons for good and not for crime.
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    No Context Brits
    @NoContextBrits
    Feb 22, 2024
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Mar 25, 2024
    A quick Google confirmed this, and also led me to learn that this most Italian crime imaginable is being combatted by the most macaronically named police operation in history.
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    𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
    @atlanticesque
    Mar 25, 2024
    “Don’t buy the Italian olive oil at the supermarket, the mafia dilutes it” sounds like the most schizophrenic thing but it’s true
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Apr 17, 2024
    I love this guy. He's this dutchman whose life's work is creating weird perverted bone monstrosities that roam the beach, powered by the wind. He's like the Jimmy Buffett of H. R. Gigers.
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    Wonder of Science
    @wonderofscience
    Apr 12, 2024
    Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering.
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Jun 9, 2024
    God using Drake to punish Plain White Ts for making Hey There Delilah is the type of event you cannot fully appreciate without a solid reading of the Old Testament prophets' view of the cycle of the mesapotamian empires.
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    Crub
    @CrubTV
    Jun 7, 2024
    The Plain White Ts reacting to Drake covering Hey There Delilah in a fake Jamaican accent genuinely looks like NASA watching The Challenger disaster I’m crying man
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Dec 15, 2024
    Posting a photo of the big oil drum of caviar I found at Costco "Can you believe these prices? This is Joe Biden's America!!"
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    Shannon Jean
    @ShannonJean
    Dec 15, 2024
    If this Beef Tenderloin is $1,039 at Costco, what do other stores sell it for? 🤯
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    This is a cut of Japanese A5 Wagyu, one of the most high quality cuts of beef available. Normal tenderloin does not cost remotely this much. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Dec 27, 2023
    It's amazing how ancient, how ancestrally ingrained the impulse to look at a terrifying gigantic carnivorous predator and go "aww this big baby looks like a FRIEND" is.
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    sean
    @DilettanteryPod
    Jul 28, 2023
    Cave Bear, thirty-thousand years older than Jesus
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    Unworthy Hand
    @kisstheblade_
    Jan 6, 2024
    Every single key to every single door in the Vatican being just carried around on a handful of keychains is one of the single most Italian things I have ever seen. It's the Italian version of Ireland's president being a literal leprechaun poet with a big friendly dog.
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    Sofia Coppium
    @indianloonie
    Jan 6, 2024
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