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@keelsonwheels14
woo pig • lone star aficionado• jon taffer fan account • alt: @kalesonwhales
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    @keelsonwheels14
    May 11, 2024
    waitress brought me a pitcher of diet coke and said “you look like you needed this”
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Nov 21, 2022
    brother is going through it
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Aug 18, 2023
    canceled plans with this guy and ???
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Jun 9, 2022
    when he shows up in shorter shorts than yours
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @dmarknewman
    then why is he throwing one
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Feb 7, 2024
    no we can’t stop at the strip club we’ve got hoes at home
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @mrsballs69
    the double text to insult me with a term no one knows is crazyyy
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Nov 3, 2023
    you miss 100% of the bajas you don’t blast
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Dec 5, 2023
    the man without any quit
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Aug 18, 2023
    canceled plans with this guy and ???
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    @keelsonwheels14
    May 11, 2024
    every last dollar I have on me
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Dec 26, 2022
    he should just delete his account after this
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Dec 21, 2023
    and they said romance is dead
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    @keelsonwheels14
    Nov 27, 2023
    being recruited by the heavies bomb unit
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    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @aiyanajadee
    massive
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