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kaomi
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May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart at night.
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Oct 26, 2025
    The economy is in shambles; let’s be bourgeois and decadent -
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Feb 8, 2025
    Sexting the CEO and you still gotta interview for the role??? The kids are losing recipes.
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    Hunter Buck
    @istayhooping
    Feb 7, 2025
    I just got my first job interview in months because me and the CEO are sexting lol
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Dec 24, 2023
    How exactly is this any different to the sea of Ukrainian flags that were plastered all over the UK last year? 🧐
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    Dr. Eli David
    @DrEliDavid
    Dec 23, 2023
    This is UK 🇬🇧 Good luck with your multiculturalism ✌️
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    Mbhamjee_🇵🇸
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    Mbhamjee_🇵🇸
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Nov 16, 2023
    This is VERY normal in our South Asian cultures. Clothing boutiques are commonly run by men, and they have people to show how the fabric will drape, place etc. Find something else to be fake outraged at. This man is well skilled and draped this sari as good as any other person.
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    💫𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒 𝔹𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤✨
    @Kranti_Maharani
    Nov 15, 2023
    WTF did I just watch?
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Jun 15, 2023
    I honestly hate "informal" work culture. I don't want to go for drinks after work every other day. I don't want to be in a big whatsapp group texting each other about TV shows. I don't want them to know every aspect of my life. Let me do my job & leave me alone.
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Mar 17, 2024
    I don't get "Sunday scaries" because I live in a perpetual state of anguish and anxiety, actually
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Feb 9, 2025
    Replying to @kaomi_k
    He changing Lana Del Rey's lyrics from "Fucked my up to the top" to "Fucked my way up to the interview round" 😭😭😭
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Aug 29, 2023
    This is what Serena and Venus fought for on the court. They used to get boo'd by the crowds for calling out unfair treatment. At 19, Coco Gauff is able to advocate for herself against a backdrop of audience cheers and support.
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    chris evans
    @notcapnamerica
    Aug 29, 2023
    I have no idea what she’s talking about but I’m on her side
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Sep 7, 2024
    Rihanna having a conversation with Linda Evangelista, whilst point blank ignoring Naomi Campbell... fashion drama is SO back
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    Fenty Headlines
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    Fenty Headlines
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Feb 3, 2025
    It's so interesting how we get on this app and advocate for women who defend themselves against the oppression of controlling power, especially Black women, who are discriminated against at every institutional level, but then weaponise the Grammys against Nicki Minaj.
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    k.༊·˚🇨🇵🇨🇻🇲🇽🇧🇷
    @blkwatcher
    Feb 3, 2025
    y'know not everyone has that
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    May 21, 2024
    It's the way she declares "Beyoncé all the way" and "you can't put anyone before Mariah Carey" and the proceeds to replace both of them at the very next round 😭
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    𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
    @beyoncegarden
    May 21, 2024
    this video will forever take me out i'm sorry like she didn't stand on ANYTHING LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Jul 26, 2024
    I know this sounds so classist, but I actually can't trust a lawyer that speaks like this. The man can barely string a cohesive sentence together. This scene literally looks like a skit from Citizen Khan 😭
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    Sky News
    @SkyNews
    Jul 25, 2024
    'Such police brutality hasn't been seen before.' Akhmed Yakoob, the lawyer representing the man who was kicked in the head and stamped on at Manchester Airport, speaks on the incident. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Jan 21, 2024
    And the Philippines were never the same again! 🤣
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    MEFeater Magazine
    @mefeater
    Jan 20, 2024
    17 years ago today, Beyoncé released the smash hit song 'Listen'. It won Best Original Song at the 2007 Critics' Choice Awards 💕
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    kaomi
    @kaomi_k
    Jun 24, 2020
    Plot twist: LGBTQ+ people of colour don’t WANT to be apart of these cliques. We have formed our own safe spaces - and they are LIT. We don’t have to force our way into communities and groups that don’t want or value us. We’re going where we’re celebrated & not just tolerated.
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