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Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ
@kagerpeer
What is good for the Goose is good for the Gander. |•||Philosopher |•||Random School Of Thought |•||Positive Activism |•|| Environmentalist |•|| Geographer.
Nairobi, Kenya
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    @kagerpeer
    Jun 27
    One of the greatest sayings: If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read it you are misinformed. The long time effects of too much information is; the need to be first not even to be true any more. ~ Denzel Washington
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    @kagerpeer
    May 28, 2025
    Replying to @belladonnarthy
    I'm sure if we get to hear the man's perspective it would be a different story
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    @kagerpeer
    Mar 12, 2025
    Heart: Text her Brain: Don't text her Me: Hi darling Her: Buy me Data Brain 🧠: I told you 😂😂😂😂
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    @kagerpeer
    Jan 2, 2025
    ViRGINITY is a marriage gift, but this generation has turned that into a birthday gift💀
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    @kagerpeer
    Mar 11, 2025
    Mtu asiwaikuambia "nikuulize swali na sio kwa ubaya"... Usikubali juu ni kwa ubaya 😂
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    @kagerpeer
    Mar 10, 2025
    If you laugh you risk appearing to be a fool If you weep you risk appearing to be sentimental If you reach out for another you risk rejection If you love you risk not being loved in return If you place your dream in front of the crowd you risk ridicule
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    @kagerpeer
    Jan 21, 2025
    What did the pillow say after falling off the bed?
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    @kagerpeer
    Dec 1, 2024
    It's usually unfair how one single mistake can ruin one's reputation and hard work that they built in ages.
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    @kagerpeer
    Feb 9, 2025
    🤦Msiwai fanya blunder kupea mmasai mic siku ya mazishi, huyu alipewa akaanza, "Ero, musiba oyee; jenesa Safi? Amependesa hajapendesa? Mwenye wifu akufe kama hii mutu hapa kwenye jenesa. Kwanza kabisa napedlnda kushukiri hii marehemu sababu ina upendo, nafanya nakutana leo,...
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    @kagerpeer
    Mar 13, 2025
    Nimekaa tu hivi nikakumbuka wale walikua wanaandika Kwa textbooks zao ati, "Borrow once, Buy Yours" So cringe 🚮🙂
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    @kagerpeer
    Mar 28, 2025
    So I go to this Mpesa shop, and hand 500/- to this Mpesa lady and tell her to deposit, she does her thing as I wait for a confirmation message, 🤦🤨 tell me why I get an SMS saying 'your airtime recharge of 500 KSH is successful'
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    @kagerpeer
    Jul 10, 2025
    What's the best way to handle a rumour you've heard about you?
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    Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ
    @kagerpeer
    Jun 22, 2025
    Niliwacha kuenda church juu wakati wa praise wamama wanashake bumbum nasahau kitu ilinipeleka huko
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    Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ
    @kagerpeer
    Jun 18, 2025
    F*ck Ruto buana nimetoboa shimo ingine kwa belt
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