MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦 (@kabelodick) / X

MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦

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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦

@kabelodick

Moroka Swallows Striker coach🕺🕺🕺🙌🙌

Johannesburg, South Africa 🇿

Joined November 2009

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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Mar 11, 2024
Goodbye DStv we might as well move to other steaming services🤦🤦— 11 streaming services you can get for less than a Premium subscription mybroadband.co.za/news/broadcast… via @mybroadband
Goodbye DStv — 11 streaming services you can get for less than a Premium subscription
From mybroadband.co.za
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Aug 31, 2024
Only R110? And a taxi to Polokwane is R350🤔🤔🤔i give it 6 months, taxi owners will sabotage this one 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Artist TREVOR🇿🇦
@Trevor_sidogi
Aug 31, 2024
Train from Johannesburg to Makhado Louis Trichard by R110
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
May 16, 2025
That's because every country in the world is yet to experience u, up close and personal🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Rieb van Janbeeck
@RiebvJanbeeck
May 16, 2025
White South Africans are loved in every country in the world, except South Africa.
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Jan 28, 2025
R100bn set aside for ANC connected criminals masquerading as black business🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️there, i have fixed it for u.
eNCA
@eNCA
Jan 28, 2025
R100bn set aside for black businesses enca.com/videos/transfo…
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Sep 10, 2022
Replying to @BillzDaOriginal
After he wakes up from that knockout they will meet up and continue their things, u cannot bodyguard someone's emotions and private parts🤣🤣🤣🤣wena Mr no nonsense, Mr kuku police 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Sep 8, 2024
The 80% land and minirals owners from Zimbabwe, Jumping the border illegally to be slaves to the landless South Africans.🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Gachange
@TinotendaGacha1
Sep 7, 2024
Nelson Mandela left black South Africans Landless with nothing but a long speech and Poems of fake Rainbow 🌈 nation, yet our former President Robert Gabriel Mugabe left us with 80% of our mineral and Land.
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Feb 3, 2025
Let's hope Donald Trump imposes sanctions on South Africa because of Ur lies, let's see where those farmers will sell their goods, the problem of lying and being narrow minded is U don't understand that sanctions from the USA will affect U too.🤷🤷🤷🫡🫡
Ernst Roets
@ErnstRoets
Feb 3, 2025
Trump has had enough. Will respond to this shortly.
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Mar 24, 2025
KZN recorded 5835 murders of law abiding citizens in 2024 alone,but Dom nyaope woman probably in the pocket of criminals is concerned that the police killed only 166 criminals?So South Africans must just be slaughtered like animals & the police must not fight back for U?🙄mxm
MDN NEWS
@MDNnewss
Mar 24, 2025
Concerns raised over high number of suspects killed by police in KwaZulu-Natal The Executive Director of the Independent Police Investigative Directorate (IPID), Jennifer Dikeledi Ntlatseng, has expressed concern over the rising number of suspects killed during confrontations
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Jan 21, 2024
Finally we found my friend in wintervelt but safe and sound few bruises but they will heal, thank you to everyone who helped and prayed 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻now we can move on.
MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Jan 21, 2024
The car has been found in Klapgat, friend and brother still missing , thanks for all ur help 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Oct 5, 2025
U wanted the requirements to be what? Fail woodwork, be friends with cigarettes smugglers, love Nigerian drug dealers & insult everyone who disagrees with U? Lena la renyela entlelik, Xolani is doing his country duty , ActionSA recognise patriotism & dedication to serve pple🤷🤷
Msunu ka Johann Rupert
@ZizinjaAbelungu
Oct 4, 2025
Mayoral candidate requirements; "Slap a Phara Live on TV" "Sound aggressive" "Collect coins, few drugs and cigarettes from small drug dealers" At this level we might aswell have Somizi run as Joburg Mayoral Candidate 😩😩😩
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Sep 14, 2025
Our government leaders & executives are tone def retarded🤦🤦E-hailing cars are used for business & private trips,they are targeted & u want them marked? imagine a family traveling to KZN for a funeral with that branded car with GP registration🤷‍♂️how are they not getting killed?🤦
MDN NEWS
@MDNnewss
Sep 13, 2025
New regulations mandate branding for Uber and Bolt vehicles in South Africa The Department of Transport has introduced new regulations requiring all e-hailing vehicles, including those operated by Uber and Bolt, to display clear branding. Effective from 12 September 2025,
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Apr 3, 2024
He Came, He Saw, He Conquered✊✊✊the only police commissioner that understands and knows how to deal with South African criminals 👌👌we are definitely led there by KZN.
Dasen Thathiah
@DasenThathiah
Apr 3, 2024
BREAKING NEWS | Police in KZN have shot and killed 9 suspects in a gun battle in Mariannhill in the early hours of today. Forensics teams are currently combing the scene. More details on @eNCA.
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Oct 4, 2025
Am not happy at all about this @Action4SA mr @HermanMashaba my heart is bleeding 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️why didn't u bring him to City Of Johannesburg? So now i must either move to Tshwane or Ekurhuleni?😭😭😭😭when is JHB getting a proper patriotic Mayor who will put citizens first? 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Herman Mashaba
@HermanMashaba
Oct 4, 2025
Ekurhuleni, your @Action4SA Mayoral Candidate is Xolani Khumalo. A fearless, ethical leader, Khumalo is ready to reclaim the Ekurhuleni from criminals, provide basic services, and ensure growth and jobs. #LetsFixEkurhuleni
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MR DICK 🇿🇦🇿🇦
@kabelodick
Oct 24, 2024
Watch illegal immigrants marrying South African woman and taking their last names, u now going to come across Habib Mphahlele, or Lavemore Lesufi 😭😭😭we now going to be dealing with Okonko Mbeki, Adibongo Dalindyebo🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤦🤦 this country's laws are trash seriously.
MDN NEWS
@MDNnewss
Oct 23, 2024
Court allows men to take wives' surnames due to gender equality ruling The Bloemfontein High Court says men can use their wives' surnames. The court found a law unfair because it discriminated based on gender. Husbands now can take their wives' last names. The law might
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