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Justin🦩Boldaji
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Justin🦩Boldaji
@justinboldaji
#1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill / venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Interzone, Seattle
Joined June 2009
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Dec 12, 2024
    Zero confidence or swag, like a child wearing their parents clothing
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    The Cooking Lady
    @wolffdew
    Dec 11, 2024
    I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Aug 29, 2021
    Not my business
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    GNARFIELD šŸ£šŸ„ƒ
    @Nintendont_64
    Aug 28, 2021
    If you saw this in real life, WYD?
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Nov 11, 2025
    Can’t wait until someone tweets ā€œElon is a pedophile with no friendsā€ and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Nov 11, 2025
    X has introduced ā€œCertified Bangers,ā€ ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a ā€œCertified Bangerā€ post will have a badge appear on their profile.
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Feb 19, 2025
    Dog the throw lol. Just can’t catch a break
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Jun 5, 2020
    They found a pool that’s been completely isolated from human contact in Carlsbad caverns & it’s a straight up Zelda fairy fountain
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Sep 5, 2024
    This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Mar 26, 2022
    This is so tight I didn’t know there were pogo guys
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Jun 23, 2024
    Actually this really might be it, makes total sense for him
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    Simon Girthy
    @daggerandpen
    Jun 23, 2024
    Elon is built like a guy who takes steroids but doesn't lift
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Aug 6, 2025
    I’m not in the Epstein files! Incidentally let’s legally make all children adults starting right now
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Aug 5, 2025
    Donald Trump says he wants to prosecute minors as adults starting at age 14 in Washington D.C.: ā€œIf this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!ā€
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Sep 22, 2020
    LA cops took cell phone pictures of the dead bodies of Kobe & his 8 year old daughter & showed them to women at bars to impress them. But yea reform ok
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Oct 16, 2020
    Seems to me he worked for his nice car & u guys stole it
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    FBI Seattle
    FBI
    @FBISeattle
    Oct 14, 2020
    When you're a drug dealer, driving the nicest car in town doesn't help you keep a low profile! Congrats to our partners @BurienPD @kingcosoPIO and K9 Fury for getting this dealer off the streets.
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    May 9, 2020
    I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Nov 18, 2020
    Bringing back saying ā€œtake a hike.ā€ It’s so wildly dismissive without being vulgar. A classic
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    Justin🦩Boldaji
    @justinboldaji
    Mar 21, 2022
    Lmao

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