taoki
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taoki
@justalexoki
the worlds most favored sloth
Joined March 2024
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    May 6, 2024
    also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    May 3, 2024
    if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB like legit STUPID
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Jun 2, 2025
    i think deep fakes should be illegal. i don't see why not. can someone tell me why it shouldn't be illegal?
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Oct 24, 2025
    how did i never consider the fact that baby babble actually imitate the sounds of the real language. like this is so clearly french
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    gigi 𓂃⋆.˚
    @p0lar_fawn
    Oct 23, 2025
    this is what a french baby sounds like
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Aug 31, 2025
    why is EVERYBODY so against immigration now
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    Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎
    @isfjcutebear
    Aug 31, 2025
    🚨BREAKING: Thousands of locals marched in OSAKA yesterday demanding an end to immigration
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Aug 26, 2025
    asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Jul 20, 2025
    this is unironically going to be a HUGE problem in the coming years
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    Shibetoshi Nakamoto
    @BillyM2k
    Jul 20, 2025
    chatgpt advice turns people into narcissists
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    May 11, 2025
    this is fucking me up bc i remember gta5 to have borderline realistic graphics
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    MMI
    @morsmutual_
    May 10, 2025
    GTA 5 vs GTA 6 graphics
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Aug 24, 2025
    i still think about this every day
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Aug 21, 2024
    ok americans hating on this guy, please explain why customers should pay the servers salary instead of their employer?
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    Ishan Sharma
    @Ishansharma7390
    Aug 20, 2024
    Tipping is such a scam in New York!💀 Why do I pay extra just because restaurants pay minimum hourly wages? Ordered a crepe, club sandwich and Panini for $45(Rs. 3800). We paid $50 cash and the waiter just took the rest as tip. I asked for change and she said "you have to pay
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Aug 27, 2025
    >in google meet >need to fart >mute quickly >insane blast >unmute >wait >why am i muted now mfw
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