Sent a document to my boyfriend’s work email so he could print it for me and got colleague-zoned
- Fucking adore the way Papi saw Jeter and Arod able to laugh about it and kept doing it intentionally until they got annoyedVladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣
- I will never be over this. An MLB shortstop moonlit as a latin pop star and put on a postgame concert of his hit single after Pride Night to celebrate the team finally being over .500 bc Grimace threw out the first pitch a few weeks before. Imagine explaining this to like Ty CobbThis post is unavailable.
- Three tickets to Challengers pleaseWe sent our most trusted envoys across the pond to promote this week's #LondonSeries at @TheLondonEye!
- Juan Soto: I’m really big on family Steve Cohen: We will bring back Grimace’s uncle that has not made a public appearance since the Reagan administrationAfter 40 years, Uncle O’Grimacey returns.
- I have no concept of time how fucking long has Starling Marte been a Met
- Replying to @jquaddddddEveryone catch a whiff of Jordi’s functioning brain cells QUICKLY……you are all in crisisReplying to @npaladin2000 and @jquaddddddi doubt hr would actually schedule a meeting for a sweet email to his gf
- I cannot even believe this is still upUmmmm...okay then. Let's be friends instead and not do this. We play for the same team of making awesome baseball content. I'd genuinely love to hang with you. We see like a natural fit. Right? We complement one another. Why do this? x.com/JessicaDBrand/…
- This looks like a domesticated cat. Imagine you haven’t seen your cat in a few hours and think he’s just in a box somewhere or something and you’re just watching the Rockies game and all of a sudden you see your fucking cat flirting with Cody Bellinger on tvcat + Cody in Coors
- This is the last thing Brandon Nimmo saw before he blacked out in his hotel bathroom and woke up on the floor in a pool of his own bloodJD MARTINEZ RAHHHH
