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joolsd
@joolsd
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jun 15, 2024
    the previous residents absolutely fucked this bit
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Apr 1, 2024
    *american sees fresh fruit for sale instead of burger* "This is disgusting, and tragic, and sad."
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Nov 11, 2024
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jun 17, 2025
    mahmoud ahmedinejad walks out on stage with an aged but recognisable tupac
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    The Spectator Index
    @spectatorindex
    Jun 17, 2025
    BREAKING: Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jun 28, 2022
    you can tell the internet has gotten worse because if this were ten years ago there would already be a flash game where you play as trump and you have to hurl burgers at secret service officers blocking your way to the capitol
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Aug 20, 2025
    andrew cuomo is properly a david lynch villain
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Dec 20, 2020
    the channel tunnel right now
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Dec 14, 2023
    this is kind of crazy to watch. like a guy who stepped out of a portal from 2006 bumping into a zoomer tiktokker
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    Kristi Yamaguccimane
    @TheWapplehouse
    Dec 13, 2023
    Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… x.com/JediNabber/sta…
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Oct 3, 2020
    U.S president Trump isn’t staying in any old hospital room. Walter Reed Hospital has a six-room presidential suite just for the commander in chief that includes an intensive care unit, a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, & a dining room with a crystal chandelier.
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jul 25, 2024
    inca empire was the size of the western roman empire, all on foot and in mountains...
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Jul 24, 2024
    Blackpill on all stimulants is South Americans had cocaine for 10,000 years and didn’t conquer the globe
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Sep 4, 2025
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    Sami Gold
    @souljagoyteller
    Sep 3, 2025
    Every lib/leftist has their favorite right-wing theorists, so I’m asking you friends: what are yours?
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Apr 26, 2019
    a one star review of my local Italian restaurant, and their response
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jun 15, 2024
    Replying to @joolsd
    personally i would have gone for some bundles of sticks and a smashed mirror
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    joolsd
    @joolsd
    Jul 24, 2025
    your bread is causing you to go mad is exactly what a schizophrenic might think
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    New York Post
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    Jul 24, 2025
    Bread and pasta may be to blame for your depression and fatigue — and could even cause schizophrenia trib.al/fdrRRz7
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