unfortunately this is fascism so sorry about that
The election (roughly) if having a degree was a requirement to vote
- I went on a first date with a dude a few days ago it was such a good date just for me to get home and he called me and said he think he loves me. Legit hung up mid convo and blocked him.
- something so evil about looking at a body that literally broke world records and thinking it needs to be smaller1/ @serenawilliams is our newest ambassador at @ro. She’s sharing her weight loss story to inspire others. She has more willpower than most people on the planet and is the perfect example that weight is not just a matter of “diet and exercise”.
- stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit
- feep deet in the passenger seat
- do u ever think about how somebody looked at an innocent little baby and decided to name it walton goggins
- "on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh
- she dgaf about her kids getting mind controlled so sadinstagram reels has taken me to places no human mind should ever be
- he was 16 going to high school dressed like this every day in ohio and wondering why he was getting bullied
- i wouldn't know i'm only 2425-30 is such a weird age group. You have to excel in your career, find a life partner, stay healthy and save money.
- one culkin sibling for eachthey only need to hire one actor. that's all the same guy
- me in therapy: yeah idk i guess i just don't have anything to update you on me the rest of the week: i am living in a hell of my own creation
- when i watch emily in paris i feel like a dog who's owners left the tv on for them while they go run errands
- i have a scrub mommy and not a scrub daddy not because i'm a pervert but because i don't want a man in my house
