John Kearns (@johnsfurcoat) / X

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Sep 19, 2025

Tickets now on sale! Book early to avoid disappointment. Old haunts, new favourites, “please provide tea and coffee making facilities”, Pat Cahill setting the tone, all matters, has to work, skin of your teeth, curry houses, a changed man by Cardiff. johnkearnscomedy.co.uk

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John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Oct 15, 2022

“Sabotage your team in the next task. Make good choices.”

Might be a long ten weeks this.

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John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Dec 1, 2022

Taskmaster Series 14 ends tonight. I don’t think I win but you never know how the edit goes. Thank you if you’ve watched, got in touch, bought tickets for my tour or asked on YouTube if I’m alright. I’m fine. Trust me! @AlexHorne. Gracias.

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John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Sep 29, 2022

.@taskmaster starts tonight, Channel 4 at 9pm. A job that never stops.

John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Oct 20, 2022

I imagine Elton and Bernie wrote like this.

John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Apr 5, 2023

Enjoyed talking to Ed and James about, amongst other things, food. The film I failed to remember was Cutthroat Island (39% RT). Everything else makes complete sense and I am glad it was recorded for posterity and that everything I thought would be edited out has been kept in.

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

@OffMenuOfficial

Apr 5, 2023

🥖 EPISODE 186 OUT NOW 🥖 with… JOHN KEARNS Listen, review, subscribe: 🍽 Apple: apple.co/3nLhncD 🍽 Acast: play.acast.com/s/offmenu/ep-1… 🍽 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0zJPV4…

(Thank you)

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John Kearns

@johnsfurcoat

Aug 31, 2024

Be Here (@skytv) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on @NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.