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John Crist
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John Crist
@johnbcrist
Standup comedian. Atlanta sports fan
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Jul 2, 2018
    If golf and soccer switched announcers...
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Oct 5, 2017
    If football coaches were honest...
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Nov 20, 2018
    Headphones guy vs. Airpods guy
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Mar 1, 2018
    Every High School Sports Parent
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Jul 29, 2018
    Every parent at Disney
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Mar 18, 2025
    Christian schools in the ncaa tournament The Catholics: (8) Gonzaga (9) Creighton (7) Marquette The Saints: (16) St Francis (2) St John’s (7) St Mary’s (16) Mount St. Mary’s (11) St. Xavier The Mega churches: (13) Grand Canyon (12) Liberty Your parents got money
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Feb 5, 2019
    I got left on read by a girl from my Bible study... ...I’ve been holy ghosted.
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Oct 18, 2015
    leaving church as a teenager like
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Dec 27, 2020
    What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?...
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Jan 16, 2019
    If Bible Characters has iPhones w/ @TreyNKennedy
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Aug 23, 2018
    Honest Fixer Upper
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Sep 19, 2018
    Every Nashville Bachelorette Party
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Dec 11, 2018
    Tired of having to get out of bed and drive across town to attend service? Introducing Virtual Reality Church!
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    John Crist
    @johnbcrist
    Jun 22, 2023
    Portland Home Depot Employee
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