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Jeff Gerstmann
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Jeff Gerstmann
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The computerized man of the 1990s | Been covering video games since like 1992 | French Dip enthusiast | Finding all this hilarious/sad since 2022
- Please stop writing "EA" when you mean Early Access. EA means it's in the game, Early Access means it isn't in the game yet.
- I’m glad Elden Ring is out because you just don’t get quality notes like this pre-release.
- Trying to explain the concept of a server shutdown to my crying daughter because she can't get online to do dreams in Animal Crossing 3DS now that the servers are shutdown. Thanks, Nintendo!
- This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. I am eating a bomb-ass turkey sandwich right now in your kitchen. Come out here and watch me if you like, but please be aware that there will be no mention of the Nintendo Switch successor during the presentation.
- Shoutout to whoever owns the Dragon's Dogma 2 pawn Baddie Goth1. She jumped onto an ogre and rode it off a cliff into the water below, killing them both in the process. RIP to a real 1
- Hey, hi, we had a baby over the weekend and that’s pretty cool. See y’all later.
- There’s nothing quite like hearing those three little words from the woman you love the most. “It was benign.” See you motherfuckers at pax.
- Hey! Today's my last day at Giant Bomb. Weird! Maybe we'll chat about it for a bit tomorrow. Follow me on Twitch:
- Bummed to see outlets referring to this year's Call of Duty with a placeholder title of "Black Ops 6" instead of just going with the funnier option, "Call of Duty 27."
- looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glueReplying to @NintendoAmericaChris Pratt as Mario Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach Charlie Day as Luigi Jack Black as Bowser Keegan-Michael Key as Toad Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike Surprise cameos from Charles Martinet
