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J*r*d
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For twitter reasons I must announce that I am not the real Jared
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Sep 14, 2022
    Climbed the volcano n that
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Nov 5, 2024
    She threw soup on a piece of glass. The glass being close to the painting is irrelevant, it could’ve been 10m away for all intents and purposes. Two years for throwing soup on some glass.
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    Creepy.org
    @creepydotorg
    Nov 3, 2024
    Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Sep 1, 2024
    Neville ignoring Carra’s “would you still swap midfields” is too funny
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Oct 31, 2023
    “Prime Barclays era” there’s like 5 different eras in here looool how are you going from Bergkamp to Mane
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Sep 27, 2021
    Do you think my uni knows Europe is in the world?
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Oct 16, 2023
    He pulled this out of nowhere and then all of their defenders started pushing for a second do you understand how much I hate them
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    it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    @KULUZEBSKl
    Oct 15, 2023
    Nah I can’t believe football let him down… special moment x.com/White_thez/sta…
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Jan 5, 2025
    I actually thought Van Dijk was about to punch Trent, that death glare he gave him near the end was ridiculous
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Dec 22, 2024
    Did Drury just start to say “it’s beginning to look a Slot like Christmas” before realising it makes zero sense?
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Mar 12, 2023
    Mfer’s angry at himself 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Mar 12, 2023
    Still shocked at how rude the person working at self service yesterday in asda was
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Feb 12, 2025
    Curtis Jones, what a man. Even if you think he’s average, which he isn’t, how can you not want players that care this much in your team?
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Jun 18, 2021
    Reminder that Wales’ Euro 2016 run is levels above England’s World Cup 2018
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Jul 21, 2023
    Do you think Oppenheimer is going to be a film about how amazing and pure nuclear bombs are?
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    Jan 11, 2023
    Someone PLEASE teach this man the word his
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    Jan 11, 2023
    Replying to @__LiverBird__
    For he’s standards, yeah. By Rashford standards he’s been absolutely unbelievable.
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    J*r*d
    @jdfvtback
    May 2, 2023
    What on earth is entertaining about a bloke lip syncing to some football commentary
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