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Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
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I got a talent for being randomly selected at airports.
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Jan 25
    Does anyone in Minneapolis actually have a job?
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Jan 11, 2025
    Going to miss this Chinese salesman when they get rid of TikTok
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Jun 24, 2024
    Hi Scarlett, Im Whatever
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Jun 24, 2024
    Scarlett Johansson begged to be in the โ€˜Jurassic Parkโ€™ franchise: โ€˜I can get eaten by whatever!โ€™ trib.al/F9J2oAF
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    May 30, 2025
    This is just a psyop to get Indian men to use soap
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    May 29, 2025
    Sydney Sweeney is selling a limited-edition soap made with her own bathwater. โ€œFans always joke about wanting my bath water, I was like, โ€˜This is just such a cool way toโ€ฆ give them what they want.โ€™โ€
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Nov 27, 2024
    I was ordering a black coffee from Starbucks and the barista noticed my dark MAGA hat. She said "you know now the price of avocados are going to go up because of your vote" Other ppl clapped and my 8 yr old daughter clapped back saying "I'm proud that my daddy cares more about
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Jul 29, 2025
    Why give her blonde hair and make her skin lighter?
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    Akilah Hughes
    @AkilahObviously
    Jul 29, 2025
    Oop
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
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    Apr 25, 2025
    She makes a good argument, we should give her back all the land
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Aug 5, 2024
    yeah... Trump is so weird
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    Ted Lieu
    @tedlieu
    Aug 4, 2024
    Donald Trump is an embarrassment to the United States of America. Heโ€™s also weird. #sundayvibes
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Oct 24, 2024
    Consoling Whoopi Goldberg the day after Trump is elected president
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Aug 3, 2025
    โ€œWorst she can say is noโ€
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
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    Aug 9, 2024
    Wow, Costco really does have everything
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Jun 18, 2025
    Imagine how much better the WNBA would be if they played in g-strings and there was no basketball involved whatsoever
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    TaraBull
    @TaraBull
    Jun 18, 2025
    Caitlin Clark finally had a teammate have her back after being attacked. Meet Sophie Cunningham
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
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    Aug 2, 2024
    Her blackness is amazing
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    Jay ๐Ÿ•‹โ˜ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
    @jay_kobbe
    Apr 12, 2025
    Companies are really trying anything to get ppl back to the office
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