Pinned
two years ago I finished a short documentary that got me my internship at NPR. It's about a stuffed polar bear and cowboy poets. I'm going to make another one soon.
- insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
- "why don't you drink?" is a lovely question to ask someone who you just met! I'm sure it will lead down a path of relatable and silly stories
- you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
- I am a simple man I hear a xylophone and I imagine a skeleton
- i just realized it's called SKIM because that's MILK backwards
- termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table
- crazy friday night , baking tiny loaves of sourdough in my tiny dutch oven
- your honor my client was just trying to free his mind at night
- hunger games but with forbes 30 under 30
- going to marry into wealth so I can afford a one bedroom
- imagine how many people are in a mr. beast torture sphere right now and missing all this
- i am going to find the man who invented these floors and End Him.
