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Jabroni Mike
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Jabroni Mike
@jabroni_mike
Streamer, YouTuber, professional internet asshole. Business email: [email protected]
Mom's Basement, USA
twitch.tv/jabroni_mike
Joined January 2015
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Apr 18, 2024
    My brother’s refrigerator. He is straight
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Apr 24, 2023
    Come on, man. What the fuck.
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Mar 21, 2024
    YOUTUBE IS MAKING ME DO "POLICY TRAINING" TO REMOVE A COMMUNITY GUIDELINES STRIKE AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Mar 15, 2024
    Try the “Go Outside Meta.” Run the “Touch Grass Strategem.” Call down the “Talk to a Female” orbital.
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Feb 28, 2025
    this is not ecologically sustainable for the monster population and im worried future generations will not have monsters to bully
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Jul 3, 2018
    Sent to me from a throwaway email address with the subject: “Tonight.”
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Apr 29, 2025
    do anything possible to avoid windows 11. It is a waking nightmare i've lived every day for 2 years. Switch to Linux over updating. it is that bad, i promise you.
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Jul 27, 2025
    on june 11th, 2009 i watched vinny kill a random homeless guy. he strangled him with his bare hands and cackled while doing it. He told me that was the only time he did it but i never believed him. since then i have been so fucking afraid of him. help
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    SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08
    Jul 25, 2025
    Share a piece of Vinesauce lore about yourself
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    May 18, 2024
    For me its like there’s a naive earnestness to the AI models: they dont understand what were making them do & they obviously dont have a sense of humor. So when we force it to make stupid shit & it tries so hard to give us what we asked for within the parameters of what it’s
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    Shitpost 2077
    @shitpost_2077
    May 13, 2024
    00:00
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    Jabroni Mike
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    Oct 8, 2025
    Me spam-chucking 100 pikmin directly onto that baby's soft spot:
    GIF
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Mar 6, 2024
    Deranged bagel-men stickers I saw at a deli on Staten Island. They ARE real and they WILL hurt you
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Jan 21, 2025
    yep
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    Jabroni Mike
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    Sep 13, 2018
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    Jabroni Mike
    @jabroni_mike
    Sep 24, 2018