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miss missouri
@izzitrin
isabel t. | šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹| amsterdam logic | 24
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    May 20, 2025
    folks, we DO need a yale educated philosophy (and math) major!!!
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Sep 29, 2025
    unbeatable level of dark woke
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    Pamphlets
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    Sep 24, 2025
    šŸšØšŸ‡°šŸ‡µ BREAKING — North Korea Threatened to Nuke Tel Aviv if Israel Kills Greta Thurnberg.
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    They admit it is a joke in the comments x.com/PamphletsY/sta…
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Nov 1, 2025
    last night at a house party i watched a guy unscrew the hinges of the host's bedroom doors, hide the hinges under a pile of clothes, and put the door back in place, bc the host insulted his girlfriend
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jul 12, 2025
    sat in a coffee shop, ordered on the app and i thought i was ordering pickup. instead, a delivery guy got off his motorcycle, came inside, went to the counter and picked up my order, handed it to me and left😭😭
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Sep 18, 2024
    met a wasian with 2 wasian parents today. the final boss
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Nov 30, 2024
    asked a philosophy classmate how grad school apps are going. never making that mistake again i hate this school
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jul 13, 2025
    Replying to @izzitrin
    this broke containment so i’ll clarify for yall that this was in china, in case that tells you anything
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Mar 1, 2025
    1 out of every 426 yale undergraduates is named isabel. however, only 1 out of every 3592 americans is named isabel. similarly, 1 out of 3300 people in the world is named isabel. what could possibly account for this overrepresentation? this sounds like a joke but i'm being so fr
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @Oneironaut420
    think i was the only person in there who didn’t have a drink
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jun 12, 2025
    no offense but like how dumb do you have to be
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    Massimo
    @Rainmaker1973
    Jun 11, 2025
    A team of veterinarians successfully removed an entire beach towel from the stomach of a pet snake after it was brought in for unusual sweling and discomfort. [šŸ“¹ alqallafgroup]
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    Yogesh Kumar
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    Yogesh Kumar
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Oct 24, 2024
    i love goodreads so much
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @_AashishReddy
    free delivery!
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Jul 13, 2025
    Replying to @izzitrin
    everything happens on weixin and also i can barely read chinese i promise im not dumb or antisocial
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    miss missouri
    @izzitrin
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @anafabulic
    you’re telling me international criminals run this court??
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