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some personal news … I write about BOYS and SKATEBOARDING now
- You come to me, the day of my daughter’s Shein influencer trip
- what the fuck is a “love language” do u people know any normal behavior that is not a marketing term from a self help book
- May we all meet such a fate as NJ Transit Bull someday … escape, stardom, sanctuary.I’m just so happy for the New Jersey bull who escaped slaughter - he lives in a sanctuary now! He did it!
- His morals were solid!! He stepped up to be a stepdad to Duchess’s three kittens; stop with all the Alley Cat slander!!
- look at this fussy little bitch in that belt buckle to show off that 24-inch waist
- I have spent this whole year thinking about this answer from Sylvia Plath’s daughter, the poet and painter Frieda Hughes since I first read it: “We only borrow people”
- Personally I always found the “Reader, I married him” line from Jane Eyre to be a beautifully vicious, gloating, unsentimental declaration of power and victory so it’s doubly funny to me whenever I see it as the Instagram caption under happy wedding photos.
- Gender is a construct except in case of these shoes because I texted everyone I know if I should get them and then watched the terrorized NOs roll in from all the straight men and the enthusiastic YESes from the girls.
- The French should demand revenge on Emily in Paris by making “Pierre in Midtown East” wherein a French finance guy is transferred to work in New York and the entire first season is about him figuring out what is a deductible.
- Sorry I literally have not stopped thinking about Suniel Shetty’s whole fit at his daughter’s wedding. The color! The proportions! The high buttoned collar!
- Sally Rooney when will you give up this pretense of writing middling and just barely okay novels and commit full time to being the brilliant, ruthless essayist that you areTo me, Sally Rooney’s essays have always been vastly, VASTLY superior than her fiction (leave me alone I do not want to debate this) and her most recent one against landlords just further confirms this. irishtimes.com/life-style/202…
