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kyle
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- roommates gfs basically live here lately and have questionable employment status so now when i wfh it’s just me and the girlies
- let a girl merge into my lane on the highway and she did a half heart in the window and i did the other half back. the sort of experience you miss out on in a “walkable city”
- Replying to @ipsumkylevibes are through the roof honestly. kitchen is pristine. one of them noticed i was out of diet dr pepper and bought some for me. i think im gonna get us breakfast in the morning
- another early 20s weekend night wasted. good thing i have infinitely many more of these
- starting every conversation here with “did you see the game last night?”
- don’t forget you are competing against people with no friends hobbies or shame
- i thought oxbridge was like the ivy league of europe? this is like boston college
- if you’re a Harvard student and your international friend has just been banned you should offer to marry them this summer. it’s a noble thing to do, and your prospects probably won’t get much better than they are now
- my ideal job is where i have to do math or python puzzles for 2-3 hours in the mornings but in the afternoons i go on outdoor missions like getting a stone of a certain shape from the river, or taking a picture of a particular bird, or delivering a handwritten message to an
- during college i can remember 6 male friends who went through ltr breakups. 3 of them lost their minds for a year and completely derailed their lives and the other 3 initiated the breakups
- spend your 20s grinding while others are having fun so that you can spend your 40s compulsively bragging about your wealth from an anonymous twitter account
- for every beer you drink on a friday night there are 10 indian middle schoolers studying linear algebra in their spare time
