Hippopotamus@internethippo69Oct 14, 2025Asked the hot bartender for scissors so I could cut up the napkin to make this282846464.9K4.9K117K117K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Dec 7, 2024Is it cool that I’m hiding from the party and eating pizza in the bathroom or is that weird I really can’t tell757555553K3K181K181K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Oct 5, 2025A collection of MacBook selfies while my phone is broken :P252535352.7K2.7K91K91K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Oct 28, 2025Do I look spooky in this bad bathroom be honest545421212.4K2.4K73K73K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Jul 26, 2023My favorite children’s shirt because believe it or not I am very Italian262647472K2K200K200K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Sep 11, 2025Why do I feel like no one cares that I just went grocery shopping……………..484839392.2K2.2K66K66K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Nov 19, 2024Nvm I quit after my first shift lolHippopotamus@internethippo69Nov 18, 2024Bartending tonight come get drunk at Hamilton Hall323225252K2K141K141K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Nov 6, 2024I want moo deng killed and cooked by Thursday. Fat bitch551221222K2K74K74K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Jan 16, 2024This is the most call me by your name sh*t I’ve ever done353559591.7K1.7K132K132K
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Nov 18, 2024Bartending tonight come get drunk at Hamilton Hall171717171.7K1.7K1.9M1.9M
Hippopotamus@internethippo69Oct 30, 2024Wait I just woke up wtf what year is it161629291.5K1.5K59K59K
