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Intel Lady
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What she doesn't know about absolutely nothing, ain't worth knowing! Satirist. buymeacoffee.com/intellady Merch:intel-lady.teemill.com
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Aug 27, 2025
    Girls: Have one of these in your bag wherever you go. You never know when you'll be struck with period pains etc. Be careful not to get any in your eyes though, it's almost like being pepper sprayed- which you MUSTN'T carry because that's illegal in the UK.
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Oct 15, 2025
    It turns out Keira Knightley has bigger balls than all the blokes currently bitching about her on Bluesky right now.
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Sep 25, 2025
    Emma Watson finally breaks her silence and shares her truth about the rift with JK Rowling. Spoiler alert- You may need some vinaigrette to consume this.
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Jun 9, 2025
    Dawn French Works on her Apology video! #DawnFrench #intellady #parody
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Sep 26, 2025
    I'm obviously flattered by the need to community note my Emma Watson Parody to inform people that it's parody on my account that states I'm a Satirist. But also- really? I've got 10 solid years on Emma Watson! Also, please subscribe to my YouTube. Thanks.
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Feb 3, 2025
    A statement from #Keirstarmer voice coach #LeonieMellinger regarding #VoiceCoachGate #parody #Satire #intellady #UK #LabourParty #Getin
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @intel_lady
    I made the stupid decision to go to a roller disco the other year & was bumped into & naturally clattered to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Thankfully ice was applied to my lower back. Absolute lifesaver. Also comes in a spray. Again- avoid the eyes!
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Jul 28, 2025
    The Kenny Everett leg cross huff at 48 seconds in is the most sublime moment of self emasculation I have ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Bernie
    @Artemisfornow
    Jul 28, 2025
    WIND FARM SCHOOL - I’m enjoying Starmer being schooled by President Trump immeasurably. Watch Starmer squirm as Trump educates him on the bloody obvious 🔥
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Apr 9, 2025
    Couldn't agree more, babs!
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Oct 7, 2024
    For those who missed my premiere earlier, here's my latest 'No Brainer with Angela Rayner'. Special guest appearance from 'our Sadiq'. #Parody #satire #intellady #sadiqkhan #SueGray #KeirStarmer #BorisJohnson #LabourLeaks #PoliticalDrama
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Nov 9, 2025
    It's been an embarrassing time for the BBC. The doctored footage of Trump might just land them in a lawsuit & now Tim Davie & Deborah Turness have resigned so they need to produce some serious, fully verified content. Thankfully, they've found some of Farage
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Sep 3, 2025
    As you can imagine, I've been quite busy this afternoon. Fingers crossed, I'll see you all later! 😉
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Aug 30, 2025
    What an absolute disaster of a week for our Ang. Not only was her privacy on a public beach totally invaded, despite splashing out on camouflage attire but details of her modest holiday home purchase emerged! Bless her, she just needs a holiday like Yvette!🤬
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    Intel Lady
    @intel_lady
    Aug 8, 2025
    M&S got themselves some unwanted attention this wk after a bra shopping trip took an unexpected turn. Perhaps the story would've gone away if it wasn't for the predictable meddling of JK Rowling & the TERF squad! Thankfully, Carol was on hand to sort it out!
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