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@impossiblyeve
i say dumb shit online | i stream on twitch | use code EVE for 10% off at gamersupps | @possiblyeve instagram.com/impossiblyeve
Austin, TX
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Born March 8
Joined February 2013
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    Apr 24, 2024
    IRL streamed for the first time today
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    Jul 6, 2024
    what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets
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    Jan 30, 2025
    dude.
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    Jan 29, 2025
    how long after eating kiwi does ur mouth stop tingling
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    Jun 30, 2024
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    Jan 3, 2024
    why did he send me this
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    Jan 19, 2024
    hes not even fucking peeling it
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    Jan 20, 2025
    what a gentleman
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    Aug 18, 2023
    nah this is crazy
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    Feb 8, 2024
    having anxiety is so lame like why is everything embarrassing
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    Jan 28, 2024
    i never lose an argument i just start doin this
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    May 24, 2024
    fuck these unrealistic beauty standards
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    Onions in Taiwan 🧅 (Formerly Condemner) 𓅃𓅊
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    May 24, 2024
    I need husband 😍 I am from USA 🇺🇸
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    Mar 7, 2024
    oomf just lost their arm 😭😭😭😭
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    Feb 1, 2024
    holy shit he’s fucking ballin
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    Feb 23, 2025
    not arguing with a straight man ur g spot is in ur butt
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