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Beth McColl
@imbethmccoll
writer at writing. podcaster @ Everything Is Content. my first book How To Come Alive Again is out now. writing enquiries: [email protected] she/her
London, England
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    Beth McColl
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    Mar 5, 2019
    This is a thread of all my columns on Patreon. You can sign up for as little as $2 a month & read years worth of mental health, sex, dating & personal life content as well as getting access to a totally secret Instagram page. Come on in.
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    Beth McColl
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    Jul 29, 2020
    several decades younger than what? the steam locomotive?
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    Daily Express
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    Jul 28, 2020
    Prince Philip ‘looks several decades younger’ in latest snaps express.co.uk/news/royal/131…
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    Beth McColl
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    May 16, 2020
    I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER
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    Beth McColl
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    Jul 3, 2020
    how funny is this fucking guy
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    Beth McColl
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    Sep 6, 2022
    Jason Derulo has slipped on Harry Styles’ spit and fallen down the stairs at the Venice Film Festival
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    Beth McColl
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    Jul 3, 2017
    I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH
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    Beth McColl
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    Feb 14, 2019
    ATTENTION MEN: STOP BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS AND PERFUME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY AND GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS. A SWORD
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    Beth McColl
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    Feb 27, 2022
    i was having such a nice day yesterday that i forgot to do wordle. 55 day winning streak RUINED by a bit of human joy and happiness. never again. no more enjoying. only word game
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    Beth McColl
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    Oct 31, 2024
    why is this so unbearably funny. he’s so small
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    AARON
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    Oct 31, 2024
    perrie and her son dressed up as lady gaga and bruno mars for halloween i’m crying
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    Beth McColl
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    Oct 24, 2024
    no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!
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    Beth McColl
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    Feb 9, 2019
    going for a night time walk with my headphones in
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    Beth McColl
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    Oct 6, 2023
    googled “oldest animal on earth” expecting a fun tortoise and instead found out about Ming the Clam, a 507 year old mollusc who died in 2006 after being cracked open by Icelandic researchers. broken. absolutely distraught
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    Beth McColl
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    Mar 25, 2019
    dating in your twenties is just saying “when works for you” back and forth until one of you gets back with your ex
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    Beth McColl
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    Jul 6, 2021
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    BBC Radio 4
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    Jul 6, 2021
    What's his secret? What made Jeff Bezos the richest man on the planet?