uncle ric@ihatethiskidDec 10, 2020If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve45045032K32K368K368K
uncle ric@ihatethiskidJan 11, 2020I went on a date with this girl and she didn’t have blue butterflies on her cheeks? Tired of getting catfished.16116137K37K326K326K
uncle ric@ihatethiskidMay 9, 2020The fact that Wisconsin hasn’t taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards1.2K1.2K34K34K293K293K
uncle ric@ihatethiskidApr 17, 2025I love pronouncing both of his names the same wayCulture Crave 🍿@CultureCraveApr 17, 2025Happy 66th Birthday to Sean Bean 🎂1.1K1.1K9.6K9.6K288K288K12M12M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidApr 15, 2025Gonna try this with zero practice at the next wedding I go toOnlyBangers@OnlyBangersEthApr 14, 2025Bro hit them with the itsy bitsy spider 😭00:0017017012K12K265K265K9.7M9.7M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidMay 16, 2024Okay but that was an elite parallel parkThis post is unavailable.22822819K19K244K244K8.1M8.1M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidAug 21, 2025Witnessed levels of innovation I had never considered39939911K11K248K248K6.7M6.7M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidMar 8, 2024Honestly the funniest thing he’s ever done besides fall off the bikeBill Ari@ImBillRayMar 8, 2024imagine getting cooked like this by the President of the United States, brutal Kelley 🌙00:00Kelley 🌙13013011K11K201K201K12M12M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidMay 9, 2021You absolutely can tell a relatable story back to me bc that’s how conversations workThaumaturge@RhantyMay 3, 2021🧘🏾♂️34434428K28K195K195K
uncle ric@ihatethiskidDec 11, 2024Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch29829813K13K173K173K4.3M4.3M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidFeb 13, 2024I’d rather die than buzz an employee to give me deodorant1.9K1.9K5.9K5.9K159K159K29M29M
uncle ric@ihatethiskidSep 24, 2020“You think you’re funny don’t you” Me: [being hilarious]12012036K36K156K156K
uncle ric@ihatethiskidJul 22, 2024I hate a “it’s someone else’s job to clean it up” type of person. Embarrassing to be around.reyna cervantes@JfcdoombladeJul 21, 2024Yo if you leave a theater like this you should be banned for life lmao33933922K22K144K144K3.2M3.2M
