my highschool gf used to go to parties and say she never smoked weed before and guys would smoke us out for free every time. she did this like 50 times
not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi
My latest invention: Double Lunch. I prepare myself a lunch and before I eat it, I prepare myself a whole separate lunch. Then I eat both of them. Double Lunch
