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90 Day Fidance
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90 Day Fidance
@ianimal69
CIGS // SKA // CATS // i go where eagles dare / My debut special WILD HAPPY & FREE, Bein Ian with Jordan podcast & patreon + tour dates ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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    Apr 22, 2024
    IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY & FREE is out NOW on YouTube!
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    Feb 4, 2020
    mayor pete was the kinda kid who unplugged the sega if he was losing
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    Apr 21, 2022
    I was on a Delta flight when mask mandate was lifted. I was the only one to keep one on. The pilot came back and spit in my face, calling me a masky piss boy. A stewardess used a strap on & said “I’m gonna fuck your face with that Fauci Dental Dam, little girl” THREAD 🧵 1/37
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    Mar 11, 2025
    …aren’t conservatives supposed to be the party of “free speech”?? What a bunch of whiney piss babies
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    Jan 14, 2022
    The gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn
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    Oct 2, 2023
    A juggalo pulled a gun on me when I was a junior in high school in Middletown Delaware at a haunted hayride but guess what? That dudes probably dead now and last night I met their leader! Ha ha fidance wins again!!
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    Aug 23, 2023
    This is so cool - Elvis Costello got banned from SNL for playing “Radio, Radio” on air when it came out - so decades later the Beastie Boys faked everyone out by playing the opening of “Sabotage” then Costello stormed the stage and they broke out into “Radio, Radio”
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    Jan 6, 2023
    Do you guys ever get texts from random bots?
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    Dec 26, 2019
    i went back to delaware and surprised my mom christmas morning
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    Sep 8, 2023
    Lol this reviewer is straight up retarded
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    Cooper Simmons 🛗
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    Sep 7, 2023
    I watched Shane Gillis' standup special last night. I laughed, I thought it was fine, but I don’t think I’d recommend it. Shane definitely has his specific type of humor, which is maybe what turns me off, because it tries a little bit too hard to be edgy... Yelling that
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    Apr 23, 2024
    IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY AND FREE out NOW on YouTube!
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    Mar 28, 2022
    Lol Will Smith will let his wife take a dick but he can’t take a joke
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    Jan 3, 2020
    whoopsies
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    Mar 19, 2025
    What about putting a million people in houses you stupid foreign piece of shit
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    Mar 19, 2025
    🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk says that he thinks we could have a million people on Mars in 20 years.
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