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@housequotebot

Dec 23, 2025

i finally have a case of lupus.

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having chronic pain has made me understand why house is so fucking angry all the time

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oh, i'm sorry. is suicide taboo? gosh, if i'd broken a rule on my frist day. i will kill myself.

you're boyfriend's name is house? he's not my boyfriend. oh... heh, i'm sorry. what do you call each other? husband? partner? we're not gay. seriously?

oh, i'm sorry. is suicide taboo? gosh, if i'd broken a rule on my frist day. i will kill myself.

you're boyfriend's name is house? he's not my boyfriend. oh... heh, i'm sorry. what do you call each other? husband? partner? we're not gay. seriously?