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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆

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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆

@hormeze

what a strange time it is to be a dead star reanimated in patient moonlight

Joined November 2013

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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jun 3
periodic reminder of my guide to doing absolutely perfect pushups that works every time
Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Dec 3, 2022
Replying to @myceliummage
If ur too emotionally distressed to do them, plz consider trying anyways, using this guide hormeze.com/blog/the-emoti…
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jul 22, 2024
"we don't deserve dogs" WE LITERALY INVENTED DOGS BY BEING KIND TO THE MONSTERS THAT APPEARED OUT OF THE DARKNESS INTO THE LIGHT OF OUR CAMPFIRES WE DESERVE DOGS
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Aug 1, 2025
learning about Seawolves, a sub-species of wolf in the PNW whose diet is sourced mostly from the ocean. a quarter of that is salmon, but the wolves eat only the brains, seemingly to avoid a bacterial infection thats fatal for canids. they even hunt seals
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Dec 29, 2023
Remembering that when I was young and I'd stay at my friend's houses for weekends I'd write little thank you poems to my friend's mom's and leave them on the nightstand, and strip the sheets off the bed I slept on. I'd get invited back and see the poem on the fridge 🥲
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Feb 21, 2024
Replying to @seanw_m
Sometimes a tweet reaches u at the exact perfect amount of high
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Aug 4, 2025
Very curious about the phenomenology of being a crocodile, specificly of being covered in ISO's- Integumentary Sensory Organs. Every black dot on their body is a sense organ for mechanical, thermal, and chemical stimuli. They must feel Everything in the water...
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jun 22, 2024
every time a doctor realizes i know something about their field they say "i see you like to do a lot of research" in a tone one would use to talk about licking a dog turd
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jun 8, 2024
i have genuine respect for this man but every time i see a photo of him i am incapable of perceiving it as anything but a bit about a comedian whose taking himself too seriously as director
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Dec 29, 2023
Replying to @hormeze
In the culture I was raised in there is a concept called 'ben bayis', or 'the son of the house'. A ben bayis is kind of like a temporary adopted child- someone who is a guest often enough it's never a surprise to see them there
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jan 23, 2024
universe really knocked it out of the park with sex. It's so deeply completely absurd, & yet it makes perfect sense. We fit into each other, it's beautiful. We lick & tickle each other's waste holes, it's absurd. We sound like opera singers, we sound like bologna in a wind tunnel
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Aug 1, 2025
Replying to @hormeze
they are a genetically distinct population from others wolves. a bit smaller they're known to feed on whale carcasses. can you imagine being a hungry seawolf and finding a whale with your bros? what a day
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Jul 22, 2024
Replying to @ostensiblynil
i asked my dog she said yes
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Apr 12, 2024
So cool that God created an animal whose goal it is to touch all the other animals
New Scientist
@newscientist
Apr 11, 2024
Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸
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Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
@hormeze
Dec 29, 2023
Replying to @hormeze
In my case, I was sent from my home state at age 13 to study in yeshiva, which, most weeks, let the entire student body out for the Sabbath. So every week id have to find a place to stay. Being a good guest became a matter of, well not survival exactly but also not Not survival
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