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@hormblende
The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence
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    @hormblende
    Jun 23, 2024
    minors WILL try alcohol. which is why we need Hennessy For Kids
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    Nov 9, 2025
    palestinians claim it’s like a nuke but smaller. but actually it’s like a nuke but smaller
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    Defence Index
    @Defence_Index
    Nov 4, 2025
    BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza. Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon. Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat.
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    @hormblende
    Oct 11, 2025
    not to be too woke but where does this idea that picky eaters regardless of background would be less likely to be comfortable with “ethnic food” come from
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    victryena 🪾
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    Oct 10, 2025
    Replying to @victryena
    genuine question but if you are a picky eater and you grew up in an ethnic household, what did you eat before you had the agency to cook for yourself.
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    @hormblende
    Sep 6, 2025
    "are you ready for your trans rights lesson?" dems gulped. labor shuddered. liberal ngos winced. "yes National Rifle Association" they said in unison
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    @hormblende
    Aug 14, 2025
    its always funny when you can tell someone is really mad
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    Carlos
    @mamaloveslos
    Aug 13, 2025
    No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still
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    @hormblende
    Mar 3, 2023
    good heavens what is happening with vtubers
    Bean/ビーン (Vtuber/Beantuber) 小さなビーンチューバー
@CharaPain

Bean is no longer Nonbinary due to being mistakenly associated with trans community and me being harassed because of #Pikamee drama. Bean does not feel safe to be Nonbinary.
Bean does also not feel safe to debut. Bean might not debut, but am not sure.

Bean is back in the closet.
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    @hormblende
    Apr 29, 2025
    “let queer media be messy” ppl when the messiness is something that personally hits a nerve in a bad way instead of something they enjoy or find cathartic:
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    Colin
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    Apr 26, 2025
    "Transform with the power all girls hold!" My short film Angelic Kitty Miracle-chan is out! Thank you all so much for your support on making this project You can watch it here on youtu.be/30xfRx8p9vU
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    @hormblende
    Oct 7, 2025
    the third kind of person who clearly to some extent follows the discourse and has an opinion but wants to act uninvested because keeping up on that sort of thing is lame but also can’t bear to just not weigh in at all fascinates me
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    @hormblende
    Oct 11, 2025
    Replying to @pidgezero_one
    well yes if you define “picky eater” as “person who prefers chicken fingers” that will select for white people. my whole point is that defining picky eating in terms of western comfort food and then wondering why picky eaters are mostly white is circular and euro/americentric
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    @hormblende
    Aug 30, 2025
    everyone involved wanting it is bare minimum table stakes for sex acts, and acting like bdsm where the dom is a martyr who hates it but does it anyway for the enjoyment of the sub is all else equal *less* problematic than bdsm where everyone gets off is incredibly dubious
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    𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑑𝑦 ౨ৎ
    @rilakumaz
    Aug 28, 2025
    Replying to @dykelicious
    'its just bdsm' okay tell me why theyre getting off on beating their partner
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    @hormblende
    Sep 25, 2022
    discord is very convenient, but it also isn't indexed by search engines and prohibits any automated scraping, so it's like a venus fly trap for information. it's definitely not going to last forever, and the longer it lives, the more it'll take with it when it dies
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    @hormblende
    Aug 11, 2025
    super funny to act like being a shotacon is actually worse than being an honest to goodness affiliate of epstein and diddy
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    Apr 21, 2025
    theyre automating blobslop artists out of a job
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    Mind Essentials
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    Apr 19, 2025
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    May 13, 2025
    can confirm the bsky algorithm is cooked, my account for fetish art keeps getting unsolicited resist lib slop in its discover feed
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    Bobb 🥶
    @Kuroi_Uta
    May 13, 2025
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