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cillian murphy giving his golden globes speech with lipstick all over his face from his wife kissing him? neeeed a real lover boy like that
ellie schnitt
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ellie schnitt
@holy_schnitt
(e)girl next door• they won’t remove the blue check no matter how hard I try • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: [email protected]
New York, NY
Joined February 2012
- btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the doorWhat a photo.
- Dad in every Disney channel movie: but son, you're giving up your DREAM Son in every Disney channel movie: no dad, I'm giving up ~yours~
- why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby
- no one: Barbie:quick reminder that i’m in med school. and law school. also astronaut school and basketball school. so don’t talk to me about stress
- remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!
- just being honest rn I do not remember one single minute of the entire month of april
- I am so excited for Valentine's Day bc I work and I'm gonna tell all my customers that my "boyfriend dumped me" so I "decided to cover another girl's shift" and I'm gonna get so many pity tips
- I know this is borderline psychotic but i’ve heard my upstairs neighbors have sex so many times that I am like 90% positive that one of them is cheating rn…. the rhythm is off that’s all i’m saying
- I don’t get why iced coffee I make at home tastes so ASS!!! it’s all the same ingredients as at an overpriced coffee shop so what is the problem? is it because I don’t have any tattoos? like I’ll get a septum piercing I swear to god I will
- reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything
- u must release your fear of being annoying or cringe or “too much” in order to truly live a joyful and satisfying life. being a little annoying is actually really fun and many of you need to try it
- I got a free drink at starbucks for saying please & thank u when I ordered. I know someone is gonna quote tweet this like “that’s basic manners, do u want a cookie” but I don’t need a cookie, I already have a free drink for being better than everyone else
