I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English
This is literally all I want in life
- When you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah… throwback. Didn’t know they still made you guys
- Space is so disappointing... we’re spending billions of dollars to discover Tempe, Arizona.NASA released the clearest view of Mars ever.
- Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school
- This is a crisis actor. I recognize him from Home Alone 2Shooting just happened at The Trump rally
- I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive and I am still doing so poorly in life
- My boyfriend told me his nickname growing up was Shorts because he was the first boy in his hometown to start wearing Shorts in the spring and I didn’t believe it until we visited and he was riding a bike through the town square and someone yelled, “Shorts!!!” at him.
- an american cardinal who covered up sexual abuse of minors is the fucking pope now, okay
- Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.
- Fuck small talk I want to talk about the name of your first pet. What street you grew up on. Your mothers maiden name
- A serial killer talking to you in his car before he drives past the turn he was supposed to take x.com/tireddeaky/sta…
- Just laughed out loud remembering Supersize Me when the doctor said he had the liver of an end-stage alcoholic and he was like wow, just from eating mcdonalds... whole time he really was an end-stage alcoholic. Irish American icon
- Car fill with gasoline . Tree fill with water. Gasoline make fire big.. water make fire go bye byeWildfires do NOT melt cars but spare trees and utility poles sitting 2ft. away.Readers added contextLive trees hold water in them, which helps them stay alive in the case of a fire. Vehicles have gasoline in them which acts as an active accelerant. Due to this, the vehicle burns while the trees maintain their appearance. reuters.com/article/fact-c…
- How can everyone in fantasy movies always be so shocked when they see a dragon? Look around babe… you’re an elf. You live in a realm.
