helen
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helen
@helen
writer. my memoir GHOST GIRL will be out with Penguin Random House in early 2027.
- the type of selfie moms take with their newborns in the delivery roomChris Hughes shares new photo with JoJo Siwa.
- me giving my dog a bathDO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
- she really got my ass in the family group chat… i’ve never seen anything even close to this before
- the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's graveTaken with the Chinese student letters at Marx’s grave. There are a few.
- i hate to break it to anyone who thinks the jokes are tasteless but people have been joking about monarchs dying for like 5000 years
- i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong
- i hate when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” i do deserve a dog
- idk what the girlies are going thru this week but bernie sanders is a 79-year-old man and it was probably 38 degrees when that photo was taken
